Darkwing Duck
"Let's get dangerous!"
"Suck gas, Evildoer!" (usually said before firing his trademark gas pistol)
"The worst part of public transportation is the public."
"You'd think criminal masterminds would be more punctual!"
(Drake is dressing as Darkwing for the first time.) "Now all I need is a name: something that with conjure up the fear of a dark moonless night, the speed of an eagle’s wing – something like: The really scary fast thing!"
"Gosalyn, after I wake up, and have my morning cup of coffee, remind me to punish you. Severely."
"No one’s sure just why I flap. Half the police force think I’m a crook, and the other half hate my hat!"
(as Drake) "Let's get decorative!"
"In the Negaverse, there was never a Darkwing Duck to guard the city...(gulps) or a Drake Mallard to be a father, (hugs Negaverse-Gosalyn) so for you, Gosalyn...I'll stay..."
"All right, troops, we get to get you whipped into shape...we've got to be tough...we've got to be smart...we've got to be inventive...and what have we here?"
"The jig is up, you jaded, jug-headed, jack-in-the-box!"
"I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus! I am... the Swan Prince?"
"It's no use, Negaduck! You may have trapped the whole entire police department in lime jello, but you didn't trap me!"
"I am the jailer who throws away the key! I am... feeling really stupid."
"Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that."
"Forget it, Gosalyn, you're too young to explode!"
[about Gizmoduck]"Funny, I didn't know turkeys could fly. D'oh, I hate that guy... woah-oh-oh!! *CRASH* I mean, I really hate that guy!!!"
(Finding Gosalyn drawing on his yearbook) "Has Daddy ever told you the story of the little girl, the marking pen and the pit of eternal flame?"
"Gosalyn's sweet, Launchpad's insane, and Tank's polite?!?!"
"Great. I leave for five minutes, and Gosalyn's rewired the whole house!"
(as Drake) "Yep, yep, yep. Stand back, everyone. It's true that Honker is a shy young man, but, I have dealt with this sort of thing before. Honker... SPIT IT OUT!!!"
"I am the mighty Darkwing Duck, and I pity the poor fool who stands in my way!"
(as Darkwarrior) "I am the terror that hunts in the night! I am the jackal that gnaws at your bones! I am... Darkwarrior Duck!"
"I could've had a life, but no-oo, I chose to be a clown, in a mask and a cape! All I need are floppy shoes and a bozo nose!"
"Me thinks malicious mischief mars this masquerade!"
"Some people grow up and some people just grow older."
"Things are never as bad as they seem--They're usually worse."
"Oh great. Another pun-obsessed supervillain."
"You, fake a seizure. While the crowd is stealing your wallet and shoes, I'll sneak out the back way."
"Ha! I'm back! It'll take more than two treacherous transgressors to taint the track record of... Darkwiiiiing... Yak."
"You feel "so sorry" for that villanous vegetable? That, that.. Flipped-out, feloneous flora?!? I'M the one with the swiss-cheese cape!"
"Okay, okay, okay, okay, FINE. So I'm a lousy plumber. So sue me already!"
"Well, aside from sustaining massive internal injuries in a plane crash, and being chased by the army, the navy, and a troop of girl scouts, yeah, I'm, uh, just peachy."
"Never send a bunny to do a duck's job."
"Did I say "skulls"? I meant "ANVIL"!"
"No test can tell you how to live your life! A man like you, a man like me, we boldly go, and daringly do! Our heads are in the clouds, and our eyes are on the stars! Fill up your eyes with those stars, man! With every fill-up you get a free sports bike. Your future's out there, I tell ya! It's callin' to ya! And the future doesn't leave recorded messages by the way; you've got to BE THERE when she rings!!!"
"Suck gas, Evildoer!" (usually said before firing his trademark gas pistol)
"The worst part of public transportation is the public."
"You'd think criminal masterminds would be more punctual!"
(Drake is dressing as Darkwing for the first time.) "Now all I need is a name: something that with conjure up the fear of a dark moonless night, the speed of an eagle’s wing – something like: The really scary fast thing!"
"Gosalyn, after I wake up, and have my morning cup of coffee, remind me to punish you. Severely."
"No one’s sure just why I flap. Half the police force think I’m a crook, and the other half hate my hat!"
(as Drake) "Let's get decorative!"
"In the Negaverse, there was never a Darkwing Duck to guard the city...(gulps) or a Drake Mallard to be a father, (hugs Negaverse-Gosalyn) so for you, Gosalyn...I'll stay..."
"All right, troops, we get to get you whipped into shape...we've got to be tough...we've got to be smart...we've got to be inventive...and what have we here?"
"The jig is up, you jaded, jug-headed, jack-in-the-box!"
"I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus! I am... the Swan Prince?"
"It's no use, Negaduck! You may have trapped the whole entire police department in lime jello, but you didn't trap me!"
"I am the jailer who throws away the key! I am... feeling really stupid."
"Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that."
"Forget it, Gosalyn, you're too young to explode!"
[about Gizmoduck]"Funny, I didn't know turkeys could fly. D'oh, I hate that guy... woah-oh-oh!! *CRASH* I mean, I really hate that guy!!!"
(Finding Gosalyn drawing on his yearbook) "Has Daddy ever told you the story of the little girl, the marking pen and the pit of eternal flame?"
"Gosalyn's sweet, Launchpad's insane, and Tank's polite?!?!"
"Great. I leave for five minutes, and Gosalyn's rewired the whole house!"
(as Drake) "Yep, yep, yep. Stand back, everyone. It's true that Honker is a shy young man, but, I have dealt with this sort of thing before. Honker... SPIT IT OUT!!!"
"I am the mighty Darkwing Duck, and I pity the poor fool who stands in my way!"
(as Darkwarrior) "I am the terror that hunts in the night! I am the jackal that gnaws at your bones! I am... Darkwarrior Duck!"
"I could've had a life, but no-oo, I chose to be a clown, in a mask and a cape! All I need are floppy shoes and a bozo nose!"
"Me thinks malicious mischief mars this masquerade!"
"Some people grow up and some people just grow older."
"Things are never as bad as they seem--They're usually worse."
"Oh great. Another pun-obsessed supervillain."
"You, fake a seizure. While the crowd is stealing your wallet and shoes, I'll sneak out the back way."
"Ha! I'm back! It'll take more than two treacherous transgressors to taint the track record of... Darkwiiiiing... Yak."
"You feel "so sorry" for that villanous vegetable? That, that.. Flipped-out, feloneous flora?!? I'M the one with the swiss-cheese cape!"
"Okay, okay, okay, okay, FINE. So I'm a lousy plumber. So sue me already!"
"Well, aside from sustaining massive internal injuries in a plane crash, and being chased by the army, the navy, and a troop of girl scouts, yeah, I'm, uh, just peachy."
"Never send a bunny to do a duck's job."
"Did I say "skulls"? I meant "ANVIL"!"
"No test can tell you how to live your life! A man like you, a man like me, we boldly go, and daringly do! Our heads are in the clouds, and our eyes are on the stars! Fill up your eyes with those stars, man! With every fill-up you get a free sports bike. Your future's out there, I tell ya! It's callin' to ya! And the future doesn't leave recorded messages by the way; you've got to BE THERE when she rings!!!"
